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  • Friend: well I guess I'll just get back with them
  • Me: *looks directly into the camera*
  • Cameraman: ok everybody reset we have to do the shot again "me" keeps looking right at the lens every fucking time
  • Me: I'm just trying to be RELATBLE
  • Cameraman: ain't nothing relatable in waisting film
  • Me: but we don't even use film it's all digital
  • Cameraman: *looks directly into the camera*

spankmehardbarry:

6ium:

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

what language is this

smallish-giraffe:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

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you Used him

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he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

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second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

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their cause is gaining numbers

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this is a revolution

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i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

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we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

stability:
“ STOPP
”

damianmcgintleman:

“treat people the way you want to be treated” um i’m sorry but i can’t go around throwing $100,000 at everyone i meet